Frequently asked questions
“What’s this all about?”
It’s about world domination.
“Why is this blog in english?”
Because my german is perfect.
“Do you earn money with bloggin?”
No.
“Why did you start this blog?”
I need more virtual friends. My real friends are now married.
“Do you produce your own music?”
Yes.
“How do you produce music?”
With my fingers.
“How does your music sounds like?”
Hmm…it sounds like firing an atom laser through a concrete wall for kilometers.
“Can I get some promotion tapes, vinyls, mp3?”
Yes! You can have some links of some mp3 portals.
“Oh, that’s great – give it to me NOW!”
No. Be kind to me and write some comments.
“But my english is soooooooo bad, I can’t write some comments!”
Yes you can. Even if your english is inferior than mine and yes you can. You commentate thousand of things in real life, so why not here in my blog?
“I wrote a comment, but it is deleted.”
Oh, hello my friend. Those comments will not be deleted automatically – I think your english was so bad that I had no other chance to rescue the world off your comments or maybe Google contacted me experiencing loss of speed in the search engine while listing your comments.
“My comment is deleted again!”
Take a look at the sentences a few lines above.
“My comment is deleted again!”
Maybe we don’t like you.
“My comment is deleted again!”
We don’t like robots!
“My comment is deleted again!”
Nobody likes you!!!!!
“You are robbering my freedom of opinion!!!!”
No I don’t.
“I will bring you to trial!”
Relax and try to spend money for a candlelight dinner with your wife/husband. If you are a single, ask yourself why? If you don’t like to eat, it’s not my problem.
“I can’t watch your videos posted!”
Call Ministry of Defence.
“Why?”
Maybe you are attacking some military servers.
“Oh come on, I need your help?”
Call AOL.
“AOL?”
Yes. Americas offline liberty.
“I’ve called AOL and now?”
Call the chancellor of germany.
“Can I send some products to you?”
No. Only if it’s money, gold, silver, platin, stocks or other valuable treasures.
“Can I send Demos to you?”
Yes and No folk music!!!
“Can I send you some Newsletters?”
NO!
“Why?”
What’s wrong with NO!?
“You don’t like newsletters?”
Yes. I don’t like newsletters, especially those which I’ve never subscribed to.
“But my newsletter is about music, events, djs!”
Even if you have Pamela Anderson playing naked behind the decks, no chance!!!!!
“Do you like my mix-tape?”
Ouhhh. Laptop, Ableton, lots of audio files, warp songs, 60min mix finished. Sounds like you’ve mixed it in real time by 12inch vinyl.
[to be continued]
